Son of a gun, we'll have big fun on the roof of the Puck Building, or something

The cinetrix sent this my way. NYC seems to be all about commercializing social relationships--it's how nannies, dogwalkers, and prostitutes all  make a living, but paying folks to handle the details of your crawfish boil is a new wrinkle, especially if they are dangerous perverts, and will put "artichokes, mushrooms and asparagus" in the boil. If the Itch can preside over his empire of news, and host several boils a summer, so can you.
As she does so frequently, I will allow Karen Carpenter to communicate the extent of my ambivalence  The flute in this arrangement will be just the thing to give Harper Mansion that echt Cajun vibe.
The Carpenters, "Jambalaya." A&M, 1973
As long as you are in this frame of mind, pick up Ms. Stayfree's Illegal art Exhibit DVD, which includes the infamous "Superstar."