Like Joaquin Andujar said, when asked his favoirte word in English, "youneverknow."* I clicked on a referring link , then came a link to a Fader feature on Freaky Ice. Unfortunately, they are Dutch, and seem to have hired the Night at the Roxbury folks to manage the brand. In case you were wondering, "the Freaky Ice girls will bring Freaky Ice to your customers' attention immediately." (You can click through the intro to see and artists' rendering of the Freaky Ice girl, or you can close your eyes and imagine a Riefenstahl-inflected anime iteration of a jazz age cigarette girl, but Dutch.) Sad to see the Dutch resorting to sex to sell frozen malt liquor pops. Sadder, too to recall that malt liquor pops was a "fake fad" in Details, back in one of their more agressively het, Dawson Creek-era Katie Holmes pimping incarnations. Somehow the OE in a Dixie Cup with a popsicle they featured seems cooler than Freaky Ice, though I fear you would have to get the OE pretty cold to make a viable malt popsicle.
*Image of Joaquin boosted from Ape Culture, your best Internet source for haiku about individual St. Louis Cardinals.