Questions for Avril
I have always had a weakness for Avril Lavigne. Sk8er Boi is a great pop tune, as long as you recognize that the antecedent is Phil Spector, not Patti Smith. Or Patty Smythe, for that matter. Glad Avril's getting into couture, with the requisite ab crunches and skipped lunches that involves. However, the Ramones T is somehow an affront. The faux punk pose was forgivable in a tot from Napanee caterwauling over some fluff from the Matrix,, but if she is gonna hang out with Karl Lagerfield, the whole Spencer Gifts aesthetic needs a revisit. To ascertain if she is coming correct, I have a short Ramones quiz for Avril:
Geography:
1) She went away for a holiday. Where?
a) Hawaii
b) Disney World
c) L.A.
d) Cancun
Philosophy:
2) Is it possible to dissuade the cretins from hopping? Discuss.
Logic:
3) Which of the following statements are true?
I) I wanna be sedated.
II) I don't want you around.
III) I wanna live.
IV I don't want to live this life (anymore).
a) I & IV b) I, III, & IV c) II & III d) All of the above.
History:
4) Late in their career, the Ramones covered songs by Tom Waits and Motorhead. Which songs, and why?
Sociology:
5) How far is Rockaway Beach?
Mathematics:
1-2-3-4 = ?


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