Serenade your sweetie with sausages

Apologies. Forget the aforementioned ricebox. What your sweetie wants for Valentine's Day is a sausage fest. No, not an invitation to your combine watching party, but a sexy Selig sausage fest:

On February 14, you'll have the Famous Klement's Racing Sausages visit your spouse or significant other at their home or place of work to deliver a Valentine's present. We'll also include four Club Level tickets to see the Brewers play a game of your choice during the April 18-22 homestand at Miller Park.

That's right. Not only can you have the racing sausages appear at your special someone's job, but they'll get four Brewers tickets. So, like, you could invite Squiggy and Laverne, too, I guess.
(Via Deadspin.)

Comments

[Randall Simon]

Racing sausages? I always thought they were just giant pinatas.

[Randall Simon]

Racing sausages? I thought they were giant pinatas.

[Fesser]

Thanks. I figure I just put the sausages out there, and let the Randall Simon resets take care of themselves. On second thought, it is possible that Simon may have been making a bold affirmation of Baudrillard's concept of the precession of simulacra by attacking the racing sausage with a bat.