Kamp* steps into the DI/DO arena, paraphrasing Bono,with "fuck you and your fucking chicken fingers." First, folks object to whole anchovies in their Caesar, then the next thing you know everyone shorter than Muggsy Bogues fronts like Beyonce and demands off-the-(grownup) menu diva treatment. By virtue of discussing the travails of bourgeois parenting, this article will have the tar emailed out of it, and discussed extensively on the internets. For now, I'd offer only that this is the road that leads to a species that slurps Soylent Green out of bendy straws running between cupholder and orifice. That said, there are voices in the wilderness. (Fin tip to cinetrix for the tip.)
*And the Food Snob's Dictionary drops October 2007.