The Paula Deen Rodeo

We interrupt the gavage inflicted on the Cod in NYC by some very nice folks to offer the following game of skill and endurance. Via the AV Club Tolerablity Index, via the cinetrix, we have Paula Deen Flashdancing Through the Decades. The clip is below. See how long you can watch before you put your fist through the monitor, or slam your laptop shut on your own appendages, or do whatever it takes to MAKE IT STOP. Feel free to share your time in the comments.

If, like other sentient creatures, you find Paula Deen loathsome, why not get on the bus, and get in the grills of her corporate bedfellows. Fake South seems to be the theme of the week, so it might be worth pointing out that in order to match  her Y'all brayin'-mayo-lovin' persona in another regional flavor, you'd have to have a Mexican guy wearing bandoleers shooting holes in the ceiling with his six-shooters while the tamales cook.

 

Comments

[Rose]

The worst insult i've received in a while was being called "paula deen". I cried.

[carlos]

This was like watching SCTV

[the chocolate lady]

Oh my. I lasted 40 seconds. do I win?

[Twiggs]

Paula Deen is a true treasure....it's seems that I hear a bit of jealously. This self-made woman is nothing but a kind, sweet and lovable. I occasionally work as part of her security detail when she's on the road. If you have even been around her, you would know she's nothing but kind to all who she meets, absolutely love children and spend her time and money for worthy charitable organizations. The hoopla over her representing a certain food company and the strife that company might be going through has nothing to do with her as a decent human being. Always remember what Solomon spoke of in Proverbs about wisdom and folly. We are all only a breath away from the next successful idea and this time it's Paula's turn....so don't be hating, because if any of you had a chance to be in the same position...to show YOUR particular talent, don't tell me that you would'nt. We should be concentrating on health care, education, spending time with our families and in church, not bashing Paula.