Gilbert Arenas is the best celebrity blogger not named Raymond Smuckles, and the best athlete/blogger since P.J. Stock.* Gil's most recent post details the release dates and concepts for the 19 (!) versions of his new sneaker. You won't want to miss the Cubano or the Channel Zero, but the most intriguing offering is the last -- Hibachi, "the Benihana collab." How does a Japanese steakhouse chain contribute to the design of a sneaker? Will there be faux grill marks for the tread? Will they be steak-scented? Is Devon Aoki involved? How is it possible for Arenas to blog using an Olivetti portable? So many questions unanswered. Have I established a sufficient pretext to post some P.J. Stock career highlights?