Hef is slippin'

And not in a good way. Via the tireless Fiddler, comes news of a new "Girls of..." search from Playboy. Like Harley-Davidson, only more so, Playboy offers the paradox of a shitty and outmoded core product, but a brand  so strong, you can use it to sell guayaberas in Nome. But things must be getting a little bit desperate at the Grotto, as the new search is "Girls of Olive Garden." No disrespect intended to any individual OG employee, but somehow, the chain that famously introduced oversized chairs for their most loyal customers, the land of unlimited pasta and free refills, seems like an incongruous context for any but the most outre' cheesecake.

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