It's hard to know where to begin with this pitch for Playboy's Girls of the Olive Garden(NSFWish) , which the Golden Fiddler tumbled upon. Is it the question of why it is the shock troops of America's obesity epidemic that are being thus featured? It is it the implausible statement that looking at pictures of seminude employees of a faux Italian restaurant chain could somehow be "Even better than endless salad and breadsticks"? It is it the charmingly 1995ish appellation "cyber club" for the online presence of what once was actually an influential print magazine? Is it the fear that somewhere, in some dingy corner of the Internet, there are naked pictures of Olive Garden patrons?
Or is it the general sense that this might be the best evidence yet that these are, indeed, the Last Days? Or is it just another Guiteau Monday?