Chicken A La GOOP.

Gwyneth Paltrow takes time out of her busy schedule of being Mrs. Coldplay to show us how to roast a chicken. The Gurgling Cod takes a moment away from J/J bashing to share Stereogum's take.

First off, you're going to want to start with one completely over-inflated sense of self-importance that allows for the belief that you should show people how to cook something for some reason even though you don't need to do that at all and probably shouldn't, thickly glazed with your practiced air of faux-populism as if you were not born to a famous actress and a highly successful producer, raised in Hollywood and private boarding schools, before yourself becoming a famous movie actress (or "actor," as you would probably say), who then married a rock star and named her first child Apple.

And one chicken.

It just gets more acerbic from there.

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