In real life as well as here, The Gurgling Cod has a weakness for analogies, finding it difficult to express concepts without likening them to others. When, on occasion something defies this structure of thought, it's traumatic. So, help me out: N______________ is like telling a former junkie he needs a drink. Via EMD, Glitch Queen Sandra Lee responded to Bourdain's criticism of her thus:
She told OK Magazine she'd like to have Anthony Bourdain over for dinner: “He needs to have a cocktail and lighten up... I would cook him a yummy, mommy comfort food meal, like something with meat and mashed potatoes in it... It’s good comfort food. We all need good comforting.”
It's a strange gambit for SL. The screen persona she projects is that of a praline-flavored Giacometti sculpture, so there's something offputting about the idea that she might just hike up her peach colored shell and shush Bourdain that way.
More generally, the distance between FN and pro wrestling is ever smaller. If Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka and Adrian Adonis spent their time praising one another's conditioning and sportsmanship, nobody would watch their bouts.