1) The Toronto Star reports that Mildred's Temple Kitchen, a Toronto restaurant, is offering a unique Valentine's promotion this year that goes so far as to sideline the food and get right down to the sex: a suggested interlude in the restaurant's "sexy bathrooms." "Have you given any thought to moving beyond the bedroom?" goes the come on.The bedpan full of cheese chest pain fries is just one of several medical-themed dishes on the menu at Heart Stoppers Sports Grill.Anyone who weighs 350 pounds or more gets a free meal.
The Cod had recently wondered why heart attacks were so much funnier than cancer, but this is really pushing it. Oh, and the "waitresses dress like sexy nurses" alleges the caption. "Sexy nurse," in this case, evidently being some sort of local slang for "the watiresesses dress like bedraggled runaways forced to wear crummy nurse costumes."
If there is someone in a cave in Pakistan Afghanistan working on a giant robot Travis Bickle armed w/ Sidewinder missiles, just tell me how I can help.