They reap what they sow! Get it? Me neither. Also, this is news? They have been using convict labor to grow crops at the Louisiana State Penitentiary, aka Angola, aka The Farm, for more than a century. But Florida vs. Louisiana? Hey kids! Let's put some bleachers out in the sun and have an all Ess-Eee-Cee convict 4H show! What? We already do?* Kind of? Cool!
Similarly, the Woodward and Bernsteins at MSNBC have uncovered evidence of the popularity of bacon. Also popular? Naps. Fucking. Staying hydrated. Baby animals. Stop the presses.
*I'd never wanted to get involved in the hospitality industry before, but seeing these posters suffuses me with a calling: a calling to open a gay bar and decorate it exclusively with prison rodeo posters. Maybe a chain, even? Kind of like a gay Applebee's? I could call it... Gay Applebees!