It's been a while since we checked in with the madness. But good folks at Williams-Sonoma have a Fathers Day suggestion that is loonier than Leon Czolgosz. A margarita maker! It's $350! It's hard to clean! It uses a proprietary mix! It's an extension of the Jimmy Buffet brand into your kitchen! Your dad's lifestyle may be considerably more extremely chilled out than the dads the Cod knows, but the desire for home margaritas seizes them rarely enough that ceding a stand mixer's worth of countertop real estate seems like a lot to ask. However, if you are looking for a frozen drink apparatus for dad, allow me to give a hearty endorsement to the Daiquiri Whacker! To judge from its body of work on view in Isla Mujeres, The Daquiri Whacker is like a United Way afterschool program that brings 50something dudes w/ disposable income together with teenagers in bikinis! It is, as the name suggests, a weed whacker engine mounted upside down to power a blender, enabling frozen drink production far from electrical outlets, like on the beach. I do not know the Buffet oeuvre well enough to deduce his stance on gas appliances that promote cradlerobbing infidelity, but I like to think it's pro.