Longtime readers of this blog will be able to divine what kind of a Monday it is when the second least compelling beverage for the fall is whiskey made from the urine of elderly diabetes patients. Number one and number three? Well, Cocktane beats grandma's piss whiskey by a nose, with Tiger Fuel to show.* Unfortunately, among the things keeping the Tigers (#23) and the 'Cocks (#52) out of the very upper echelon of public universities is not their very own energy drinks. As you might have guessed, it's shaping up to be the kind of Monday that only the man from Freeport, Illinois could love.
*Combine 3 oz Tiger Fuel w/ 3 oz Cocktane and a jigger of Gilpin Family Whiskey for a late summer refresher we call the Palmetto Health Crisis!