UPDATE: The actual shirts will look like this.
Cod fave Hugh Acheson tweeted: Check our fine t-shirts at the Empire State South shop! And coming soon is my "Monobrow Preservation Society" t-shirt! Evidently, the brow is taking on a life of its own, and props to Hugh for rolling with it.
Through sources, we were able to get a leaked version of an artist's conception of this design:
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