Big weekend for the Cod, what with the class warfare and all. And yet rest assured, even when taking up the cudgels against media titans, we're never too busy to keep eyes peeled for something disturbing to start the week. Because that's what we do. And, esp in light of the Bruni/Deen contretemps, what could be better than something that celebrates, nay embraces our obesity epidemic, and gives it a little Jonestown twist to boot! That's why they call it Guiteau Monday.