So, KFC has this thing called the Famous Bowl, which is basically elective gavage for people, as far as the Cod can tell. And now they added bacon:
Short of The Colonel getting on the roof with a Barrett M107, hard to imagine a more antisocial menu offering. With the razors, it took Gilette close to a decade for them to make a razor with as many blades as the fake razor in an early Onion. Real fast food has caught up to 30 Rock's Cheesy Blasters in less than half the time.