Spencer "EDSBS" Hall on this evening's Wildcat/Bruin tilt:
Tonight's may be the new low: a headless Arizona team playing a UCLA team headed by a truly desperate Rick Neuheisel. Like two starving bedraggled wanderers in the desert, they'll meet, think about fighting, and then spend the better part of their encounter flailing at each other hopelessly not until one wins, but until one decides fighting isn't worth the price of continuing a squalid, desperate existence.
Luckily, thanks to Eric Von Stroheim, you can watch highlights RIGHT NOW of a game that does not start for another 45 minutes.
Menu? Beats me. Bresaola, if you got it, and a salad of pocket lint if not.