It's poppin' across the football landscape, breakfastwise:
The Cod would give a lot to see what Chad Ochocinco's kitchen looks like. Beyond the Kitchen-Aid mixer painted like a Bengals helmet, I mean.
Otherwise, the local eleven is in action at the unconsionable noon hour, but we hold out hope that the visitors from Chapel Hill brought some of their goodies from the triangle, so we can crash a postgame tailgate featuring kale described reverently. Because, that's what they do there. Eat kale. From CSAs. It's Durham, not Chapel Hill, that's the Brooklyn of the South, but same general idea.
The marquee game this evening is Badgers v. Spartans, or the foodshed of inexpensive cheese v. the foodshed of dried cherries. I'm stumped. Steal one of those Golden Corral chocolate fountains, and fill it with cheese? Anyway, play us off, Domino: