We've been on the Williams-Somadness tip for a while here. (Making fun of kitchen shit you don't need at prices you can't afford is what we do best here.) The aforementioned crock-pot, has been marked down an additional $30, and can be yours now for only $199! If you were looking for a reason to go on living, there you go.
Bok choi AND square plates. Is the reason this crock pot is so expensive because it also allows you to travel back in time to the 1980s? If I could return to a world where Bob Stinson was still alive, and John & Exene were still married, THAT would be worth $199