Even if you live in one of the many pimento cheese deserts in the USA, you can still raise your awareness, with some help from the handsome men in the brown trucks. Callie's, out of the pimento cheese stronghold of Charleston, SC, will ship you some. Caveat pimento cheese emptor! Thet tell us -- "you must order biscuits to order pimento cheese." Life is like that sometimes. But if you are in a pimento cheese desert, there is an excellent chance that you also live in a county designated as underbiscuited, so, like, two birds, one stone.
*Yes, of course we are interested in reading your UPS delivery guy/pimento cheese fan fiction.