Via one casual exhortation by popular demand, the Cod's snapped out of his funk, and returned to his NTTBD duties. (Dozens and dozens of oysters will do that.) All that remains is the crown jewel of the college football season, the single contest that crowns an indisputable champion to reign supreme over the realm of college football. This year, we have the highly anticipated matchup of the Alabama Crimson Tide and the LSU Tigers. For a contest of this magnitude, one must choose a heritage pork dish that captures the full glory of this highly anticipated matchup. Unfortunately, the receipt for this game involves time travel, or an unusual degree of foresight. For this big matchup, what you will want to do is thaw out that underseasoned and disappointing stew you made back in November! Enjoy!