So, we'll opine only that that TV program last night unhelpfully blurred the line between hot makeup sex and criminal spousal rape, and move on to the Guiteau business. First:
A restaurant called "Chops and Hops" ran a "Chris Brown Black & Bleu Burger" special. The apologies for these things are always the worst part:
The owners of C&H would like to make sure everyone knows that we and our staff DO NOT SUPPORT DOMESTIC VIOLENCE. Many of us have been affected by domestic violence in some manner and realize that this is no joke.
Better? "The owners of C&H realize that we're dicks, and we're just gonna go die now. Sorry." And speaking of dicks? Balls!