Not a great week for vagina owner/operators.* (Can we afford to dismiss the idea that the entire GOP primary was a scheme Denton launched to get pageviews for Jezebel?) Here at the day job, the student paper struggled with the notion that a woman might be more than an apeture to ejaculate into and take babies out of. Nationally, Tina "Beastmode" Brown got Katie "Date Rape is a Lie, Just Like the Holocaust" Roiphe to tell us how when women get successful at work, what they really really want is a smack on the ass (or nipple clamps, or "creative submission"). But! In the nick of time, a benefit tribute X-Ray Spex tribute. Play this week the fuck off, Titus Andronicus & Amy Klein.
This is supposed to be a food blog, so if you want to cheer up yourself, or another lady, consider calzones.