The gubernatorial adulterous booty calls to Argentina on the state dime, the sex with horses, the racist and anti-Semitic slurs? The Palmetto State was just getting warmed up for the Assistant Attorney General toy*-and substance enhanced sex w/ teen prostitutes. In a graveyard. If this were a rap battle, this would be where South Carolina threw the mic on the ground, looked real hard at Louisiana, Illinois, and Jersey, and walked away.**
*Pretty please, make it be the Twilight dildo?
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