So, @nastinchka @sarah_sprague @wcp, & @metricjulie have already dumped hot ghi on this, pretty much (click to embiggen), but Bachelor Pad Star to Open Ladies Sports Bar in D.C. Area, and allow me to mansplain some of the salient features:
Eater reported yesterday that it will be a "ladies style" sports bar.* Nicole Pettitt, another investor who works for Greenberg, tells Y&H the place will serve "really nice edgy food that women would like."** The menu will consist of small plate bar food, "not just wings and potato skins."*** Greenberg also says he envisions "leather sofas where ladies can drink wine."**** By day and into the evening, the place will play sports on TVs, but later at night, it will transform into a dancing destination.*****
*"Ladies style sports bar"? An oxymoron, as the sports bar is where you go to escape from that suffocating harridan who wants you to spend time with your family? Or, perhaps bar food and flat screens, reimagined for ladies? All salad and WNBA 24-7?
**"Nice edgy food women would like"? The issue here is either an all-nacho menu or a publicist with a poor vocabulary.
***"Not just wings and potato skins"? Because chicks hate wings?
****"Leather sofas where ladies can drink wine." It's like they got a fifteen year old boy, gave him some Noxema, and told him to write a business plan.
*****""By day and into the evening, the place will play sports on TVs, but later at night, it will transform into a dancing destination." It's all fun and games until you get glassed by an Oregon fan for turning her game so the dancing can start. Alternatively, they leave the monitors on, and your dance partner is watching a critical third and short in the Fresno St. game that has a significant impact on her financial future.