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Rose's Lime

As an owner (long story) of an Octadog, I can report that its about as good at turning a tube steak into a cephalopod as a silicon brush is at getting butter on filo.

The only thing more pathetic than owning an Octadog is trying to create an Octadog with a knife and skewers after expectaitons have been set but the genuine article can't perform.

On further inspection of the instructions, I found the Octadog manufacturer recommends against the use of real beef hot dogs or hot dogs in natural casings. For best results, you must go to Shaws and find your self some true offal.

punisher

"...news of a product which will be a boon for child psychiatrists."

The American Academy of Child and Adolescent Psychiatry (AACAP) does not directly endorse the Octodog or any particular product for use in the safe preparation of food for children.

AACAP does note however that the problem of childhood obesity in the United States has grown considerably in recent years. Between 16 and 33 percent of children and adolescents are obese. Obesity is among the easiest medical conditions to recognize but most difficult to treat. Unhealthy weight gain due to poor diet and lack of exercise is responsible for over 300,000 deaths each year. The annual cost to society for obesity is estimated at nearly $100 billion. Overweight children are much more likely to become overweight adults unless they adopt and maintain healthier patterns of eating and exercise.

cinetrix

What was it Ed Wood said to Bela? "Try and wrestle with the octopus!"

BK

Minus the choking hazard, I wonder how many Octodogs one can safely eat at once. Certainly an octa-Octodog seems doable.

P.S. The Octodog also seems a healthier dog, pictured here with strawberries and watermelon -- which I always think of first when I think condiments.

Monado

It's true that hotdogs are too squooshy to be popped out by the Heimlich manoeuvre: they just give a little instead.

I think the octadogs (octodogs?) cute, but all you need is a sharp knife and a clear conscience to do them freehand.

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