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AN after-hours orgy erupted at celebrity chef Mario Batali's Bistro Du Vent last week, resulting in the firing of four staffers, PAGE SIX has learned.
The randy sex romp between an openly bisexual waitress, a male chef, a female manager and a waiter was captured on the West 42nd Street restaurant's surveillance cameras, which feed to a monitor right next to the host's stand.
We're told that the oversexed staffers were boozing it up at the bar after closing when things got physical.
Our snitch, who saw the steamy surveillance footage, says the X-rated action took place "on the bar top, down to the floor, on top of the banquettes — chef on waitress, manager on waiter, waiter on waitress, all four tangled up in one bunch."
A few thoughts:
1) Were they fired for failing to invite Mario? Arguably, this kind of thing suggests a high level of staff cohesion.
2) Does the proliferation of surveilance cameras mean the end of the afterhours banquette-based orgy? What would Jeremy Bentham say about that?
3) "Chef on waitress, manager on waiter" sounds like something from the Santorum scrapbook.
4) In 2005, we still have "admitted" bisexuals?
Via the Fiddler.
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