Next week: Mac and Cheese podcast with Sufijan Stevens

From the relentless Make, receipts on your iPod. The less good part? The author is Kraft.  If you do not have an iPod, you can simulate this exciting new use of technology by writing BUY MORE MAYO on the duct tape that holds the batteries in your Walkman.  Like most corporations, Kraft is interested in having you purchase its goods or services, and thus makes missteps like this:

Pesto Crostini
3 cups fresh basil leaves, washed, dried
1/3 cup KRAFT Special Collection Classic Italian Vinaigrette Dressing
1/3 cup KRAFT 100% Grated Parmesan Cheese
32 baguette slices (1/4-inch thick), toasted
1 container (8 oz.) PHILADELPHIA Cream Cheese Spread
1/4 cup KRAFT 100% Grated Parmesan Cheese

PLACE basil leaves, dressing and 1/3 cup Parmesan cheese in food processor or blender container; cover. Process until well blended.
SPREAD baguette slices evenly with cream cheese spread, then with pesto mixture.
SPRINKLE evenly with 1/4 cup Parmesan cheese.

Ah, Tuscan summers... reclining under the olive trees with a tub of cream cheese and a trowel. Couldn't Kraft just wait outside supermarkets with a gun and take people's wallets? It would be healthier for their customers, and the barrel of a gun just might be tastier.

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[punisher]

Mmm. And might we interest you in some delicious Velveeta fudge bars?