The front of yesterday's DI/DO looked like some Zoolander themed bachelor party, only gayer. The slideshow does not make it any hetter:
"I am ze Rimbaud of ze buffalo wing!"
"Hey, I work at a restaurant called "Ninja'! Pretty cool, huh?"
"I cannot possibly promote my eponymous bakery, as I am crushed by the awareness of my own genius."
"The hand...is it too Napoleon?"
"Ingres!"
Somewhere, former celebrity chef Todd English is fuming.
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