The sleeping all winter and eating fresh salmon would be good, but it would suck if you get hunted and made into this:
4-5 pound Bear Roast
1 Packet Onion Soup Mix
1 cup water
4-5 Potatoes cut into quarters
Carrots peeled and cut in half
Onions peeled
Preheat oven to 350 degrees, place all ingredients into an oven cooking bag and
bake for 1 1/2 hours. Internal meat temperature should be 180 degrees F.
Imagine getting shot, then covered with onion soup mix, then cooked to a cinder. Like graveside bukkake, Mark Trail stizz.
Thanks to Max for hipping me to the website where I gleaned this receipt. See also their "bear meatloaf."
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