Coca Fundito

Said it before, but it bears repeating: The Brazilian Muse has a nose for news:

Police in Memphis say a woman mistook a block of white cheese for a cocaine stash and tried to hire a hit man to kill four men and steal it. Police say Jessica Sandy Booth was mistaken about the hit man, too. He was an undercover policeman.
Booth is 18. She's charged with four counts of attempted murder and four more of soliciting a murder. Authorities say Booth was in the men's house recently and thought a block of queso fresco cheese was cocaine. The cheese is used in cooking.
Police say Booth, who is an aspiring model, told the hit man she needed $7,900 to pay a modeling agency. The undercover officer was recording Booth's conversation and police say they have her saying any children old enough to testify would have to be killed as well.
People in the home gave police permission to search it. They found only the cheese.

Maybe Artisanal should offer a "Queso Fresco or Crack?"course in Little Rock.
Also, 8 grand to pay a modeling agency? I saw Coyote Ugly, so I know how important it is to hold on tight to your dreams, but does this Memphis Moriarity have what it takes? She is pictured at right, so you can make like one of Ms. Tyra's sidekicks and judge for yourself.

Comments

[furious]

Personally, I would spend this much and more to acquire a fresh block of cheese.