It's Educational!

The sharp-eyed Hav spotted a Craigslist posting for an "in-store educator" for a new branch of a grocery store opening in Milwaukee. The best part is they listed it under "education/teaching jobs." If

1. Provide excellent customer service; actively model the Midwest Customer Service Standards.
2. Arrive to work station on time, appropriately groomed, dressed and ready to work; work all scheduled shifts and attend required trainings and meetings.
3. Practice courteous and proper etiquette when answering phones and pages.
4. Maximize sales potential through effective and proper procedures for scheduling and implementing education programs.

is an education job,  then somewhere Sport is living off of his TIAA-CREF checks. I don't know that many folks in Milwuakee, but if these guys were willing to leave that union gig at the brewery, they would be perfect.