Special orders ain't disturbin'
All we ask is that you please have it your way, read our painstakingly worded mea culpa:
As you may have heard, Shake Shack performed poorly when it was inspected by the Health Department on July 25, 2006. There is no excuse for these results, and we have already addressed every point aggressively with the goal of getting an "A" on our re-inspection. The facts are not nearly as bleak as what you may have read or heard.
In the course of my day job, about once a week, I find myself glad I am not president or dean of this or that university, even as I tweak my imaginary restaurant empire (the flagship is a white tablecloth place called Gout, since you asked). However, being a restaurant impressario that gets whalloped like this is just about as bad as it gets. There is no "quoted out of context" for actual physical filth. And generally speaking, when your spin is "the problem is systemic," you really do have a systemic problem.
Gout is genius. All meals should come with mandatory port flights.
Posted by: max | Friday, 18 August 2006 at 01:35 PM
Absolutey yes on the mandatory port flights. Also, anyone who answers attempts to pronounce the name as if it were the french word for "taste" is immediately fired.
Posted by: Fesser | Sunday, 20 August 2006 at 06:35 PM
Well, I guess that answers what would have been my question.
Posted by: Skeen | Monday, 21 August 2006 at 10:49 PM
Right, because of the absent circumflex.
It's all about the diacritics.
Posted by: max | Tuesday, 22 August 2006 at 05:09 PM