Worse still, you know that that there are parents saying "Yes, but do you have a sexy roast turkey costume?"* You will not be shocked to learn that Martha Stewart is involved.
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that turkey has serious camel-toe.
Posted by: dubarry | Tuesday, 31 October 2006 at 12:33 PM
I'm still fuming that I couldn't get my baby a sexy Wonder Bread costume.
Posted by: Skeen | Thursday, 02 November 2006 at 10:10 AM
Not hard to make your own sexy Wonder bread baby costume. Get a matching polka-dot cami and boyshorts from American Apparel. Your baby would probably be a medium.
Posted by: Fesser | Thursday, 02 November 2006 at 10:49 AM
i wore that outfit through a large part of 1987.
Posted by: dubarry | Friday, 03 November 2006 at 03:59 PM
i wore that outfit through a large part of 1987.
That would explain your cognizance of camel-toe concerns.
Posted by: Fesser | Friday, 03 November 2006 at 07:40 PM
camel-toe ought to be every sighted female's concern, but like, turning AROUND to look in a mirror, it too often is not. i refer, however, to wonderbread pants, bought upon the fashion advice of a go or 2.
Posted by: dubarry | Sunday, 05 November 2006 at 08:56 PM