Important news about your penis

Soy makes your penis smaller. It also makes you gay. Good to know. Most important, all those vegan Portnoys out there should be warned that cutting a hole in the side of a Nasoya package is no longer a safe alternative to the traditional liver. (Via Babble;* via Jossip; tip of fin to cinetrix.)

*A parenting website from the folks who brought you Nerve? Where have you gone, Richard Kern? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you. Truth to tell, Nerve always seemed to have about the same relation to sexy that Prarie Home Companion has to funny, but still -- it is like the "first comes love, then comes marriage, here comes n. with a baby carriage" for the post-dot com era.

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dammit.

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Were you trying to link to the cover of EVOL?

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Initially I was trying to post the image as a comment. When that failed, I was reduced to linkage.

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Sigh. Too little too late.