5:30 or 10:30, Mr. Rodriguez

A droll prank foisted by those wacky Brits, calling to see which soccer player can get a table at Nobu, or not. A stateside version of this seems like it would be just the thing for the torpor of late August. Can Eli Manning get a table at the Port Authority TGI Fridays? Does Joe Torre make Graydon Carter's cut? Could Michael Strahan even fit through the door at Prune? There must be someone locked down on Denton's farm with a working telephone and a need to know.