As the question of the cheflyness of Mario, circa 2007, rages back and forth, Big Red does not do a whole lot to help out the witnesses for the defense by appearing on the cover of a supermarket tabloid in a Santa hat. FWIW, Rach's eponymous monthly glossy was in the same rack. 
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IDEA: Mario, Ray Ray, and Emeril in a reality TV gig in which they are each summarily cooked and eaten by Bourdain (who, don't get me wrong, is equally pestilent and should be et as well).
I think I smell a fast growing market for it.
BAM!
Posted by: BK | Monday, 03 December 2007 at 04:53 PM