Newphemism

John Mariani has given us a rare gift -- a brand new way to identify hot chicks you want to do:
"Number of Restaurants Visited: 115...Number of Really Rotten Meals: 10...Number of new Restaurants with Ear-Shattering Decibel Levels: 55...Number of Hottie Hostesses I Want my Sons to Meet: 12."
Try it yourself: "I would like my sons to meet Ludivine Sagnier." Or, perhaps, "I would like my sons to meet Zooey Deschanel." Also, worth noting that it's actually a lot creepier than, say, "hottie hostesses I wished I could immediately bang in the cloakroom," because it suggests that Mariani encounters the hostess, and imagines a future of looking down his daughter-in-law's blouse at Thanksgiving. Awkward.