South Carolina FTW!

The gubernatorial adulterous booty calls to Argentina on the state dime, the sex with horses, the racist and anti-Semitic slurs? The Palmetto State was just getting warmed up for the Assistant Attorney General toy*-and substance enhanced sex w/ teen prostitutes. In a graveyard. If this were a rap battle, this would be where South Carolina threw the mic on the ground, looked real hard at Louisiana, Illinois, and Jersey, and walked away.**

*Pretty please, make it be the Twilight dildo?

**Like so:

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[Marco]

I believe that Twilight Dildo view is up for the Jonas Mekas award.

[Derek]

"The search revealed a sex enhancement drug and some sex toys. According to the report, Corning told Wines he had a prescription for the medication and the other items were always in the car “just in case.”"

Just in case I accidentally pick up a prostitute or whatever, you know. Happens sometimes.

[cinetrix]

Sad you passed up this opportunity to reference favorite "Arrested Development" awkward karaoke number, "Afternoon Delight."

[Marco]

One should never type a comment out at 3 pm when the body's temp is the highest. "View" should have read "video".