Eating chicken makes you gay?

The President of Bolivia has released his scientific findings that eating chicken makes you into a total nelly. Not surprisingly, other folks have suggested that Evo Morales's insight is, a) unscientific, and b) homophobic. In the spirit of rational inquiry, though it seems worth it to test this hypothesis. If eating chicken makes you gay, than the person who eats the most chicken would be the gayest. Jim Morrison avers here that he eats more chicken than any man ever seen:

While one doubts that the Lizard King would kick any member of the cast of Two Lane Black Top out of bed, "gay" seems like the wrong word for this omnivore. So Bolivian president is wrong, which is not to say that poultry hormomes definitely won't give you man boobs.

Comments

[Jay Porter]

I read that this was a mistranslation of Evo's remarks. I don't speak Spanish well enough to know, but you can decide for yourself at http://mexfiles.net/2010/04/21/chicken-shit-progressives/

[Get Rid Of Manboobs]

Great info. Most is common sense but the way you have exposed your points deserves accolades. Well done!