I threw this out on Twitter, but I would like to expand it as a productivity-sucker for saps like me stuck at their desks on Labor Day. How would telling The Aristocrats joke unfold as an article in Cooks Illustrated? The best attempt to simulate gets a jar of tasty artisanal pickles from a prominent New York pickling concern.* Deadline is 9 am, 7 September, when the work starts for everyone else. As a refresher, here is Cartman's take:
*Which may prefer not to be associated with this contest.Folks
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