Guiteau Monday with Amazon.com

Q: What do Gabrielle Hamilton and Danyelle Freeman have in common?*

A: Not much. Hamilton has a Beard award, runs Prune, and is a general badass. Freeman is a "food personality," I guess. But! they both a) wrote books b) live in New York City, and c) have vaginas!  And that's enough for Amazon.com:

At this rate, if you bought The Autobiography of Malcolm X, Amazon would suggest a Kissinger bio, since they both have cool eyeglasses. I'd been thinking about buying some Lizzie Mercier Descloux CDs, but I sure don't want Amazon thinking that means I like Carrie Underwood. But serously, it ain't quite Realtree swimwear for the ladies, but the algorhythm that any food book written by a chick = any other food book written by a chick puts us in Guiteau Monday territory, no doubt.

*Hamilton does have an MFA from Michigan, but evidently does not share Freeman's ability to read a menu with her breasts. 

Comments

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