Weapon or sex toy? Sundae or cry for help?

The sign at Boston Sand & Gravel used to say "ACCIDENTS HAVE NO HOLIDAYS, SO BE CAREFUL." Well, Guiteau Monday is no accident, and did have the 4th off. But, GM is back to work and pulling a double.

1) My godchild took advantage of a moment's inattentiveness, and switched from NESN (aka Chowderhead Jazeera), and put on a cartoon, during which was an advertisement for a product called, "The Original Baby Bullet." "The Original Baby Bullet" would be a good name for some products. Special non-toxic bullets for shooting at babies, perhaps; alternatively, a good name for a disappointing vibrator that runs on AA batteries. (See non-Etsy related ads in Bust for examples.) However, if you were not interested in shooting at babies, or masturbating, but were instead interested in making nutritous food for your infant at home for just pennies, "Baby Bullet" is not a phrase that comes to mind. 

2) Via the hardworking Jason Fry, strange things afoot at Friendly's. It's the new Rockin' Poppin' Cotton Candy Sundae: 

Dig into three scoops of our NEW Rockin' Poppin' Cotton Candy ice cream filled with sweet and crackling Pop Rocks, yours to decorate with with gummi bears, rainbow sprinkles, and strawberry topping.

It's as if they remade Bridget Jones' Diary with a depressed anime unicorn instead of Renee Zellweger. But that's why they call it Guiteau Monday. 

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