Add Guiteau Monday: Colonel Sanders hates YOU

So, KFC has this thing called the Famous Bowl, which is basically elective gavage for people, as far as the Cod can tell. And now they added bacon: 

 

Short of The Colonel getting on the roof with a Barrett M107, hard to imagine a more antisocial menu offering. With the razors, it took Gilette close to a decade for them to make a razor with as many blades as the fake razor in an early Onion. Real fast food has caught up to 30 Rock's Cheesy Blasters in less than half the time.

 

Comments

[Marco]

Wow, thankfully I don't understand any of this.

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