Guiteau Monday, Halloween ed. Or, is Fieri the new Kool Moe Dee?

Via Eater, the Chew (still on the air, evidently) plays dressup, including, for your nightmare needs, Mario Batali dressed up as Guy Fieri. 

But! More interesting, marginally, is the shoes. Mario does not shed trademark Crocs for the sake of the costume -- one imagines he is contractually obligated to wear them at all times, no? The Fieri-in-Crocs image prompts Eater to reset an earlier Batali/Fieri throwdown. Plugging a fundraiser called Asphalt Chef, Fieri climbs into the cab of the stupidest, most vulgar vehicle ever created, and runs over a pair of orange Crocs. A giant "whatever"? Sure, except for Fieri's hommage to 80s rap footnote Kool Moe D, and is beef w/ LL Cool J. Guiteau Monday might dress up, but it never takes the week off.