Sifton Soundtracks: Tertulia b/w ZOMG a Beyonce/Coldplay mashup IRL!

Sifton drops in on Tertulia, drops a deuce, while acknowledging it can be a difficult place to eat. However, Sifton buries the lede for the hottest celebrity gossip story in many years in the third graf: 

Tertulia opened in August and is something of a scene: loud, crowded and hot both literally and metaphorically. Gwyneth Paltrow and Jay-Z had been in the restaurant earlier in the week, with Chris Martin and Beyoncé. 

Keen celeb watchers will note that Paltrow and Radiohead-manque frontman Martin have been married, and had kids together. Simlarly, Beyonce and Jay-Z have been linked romantically. So Sifton drops a real bombshell here with the suggestion that the Jigga and Mr. Coldplay are swapping like they were Mike Kekich and Fritz Peterson! Have not seen any other mention of this, though. Glad our culture has moved past its celeb obsession and is letting these talented performers work out their personal lives in peace. Play us off, Beyonce/Coldplay mashup (Plus some Gaga, in case stuff gets weird):