Sundae, Porky Sundae (Guiteau Monday Remix)

So Burger King has a bacon sundae. On the one hand, obvs, bacon sundae at BK = terrible, obvious Guiteau Monday. But! Glass half full sea creature that the Cod is, there is an upside. For the last several years, there has been a mass delusion that bacon is funny, or that liking bacon is cool. This is a bit like people who say things like "Ironically, my Social Security Number has nine digits!" 

In that respect, bacon was the Elvis of the aughts, in that it was something widely agreed to be good, but that many many people thought they claimed some sort of "quirky" status by making a thing of liking it. But since there is nothing funny or cool about Burger King, now it is impossible to be like this. 

If these people want a new cause to rally around, they are welcome to join me in my work to bring Meryl Streep to justice for her crimes. 

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