The states, ranked as noms de plume for sex workers.

Per the last post, more detail on states that do or do not sound like good names for sex workers:

The top 10:

1)     Georgia

2)     Alabama

3)     Nevada

4)     Louisiana

5)     Montana

6)     Arizona

7)     Tennessee*

8)     Florida

9)     Utah**

10)   Virginia

*Male stripper only. 

**For a performance artist who works blue. 

And the bottom ten:

1)     Pennsylvania

2)     Washington

3)     Wisconsin

4)     Oklahoma

5)     Michigan

6)     Nebraska

7)     Maine

8)     Ohio

9)     Vermont

10)   Rhode Island

It is worth noting that on their own "Carolina" or "Dakota" are good sex worker names, but the compass wrecks it. As a general rule, SEC territory = good sex worker state names; New England = bad sex worker state names. (I would, however, go out of my way to see anyone who chose to dance under the name "Connecticut.")

 

 

Comments

[Jettek]

I'd put Hawaii up there in the top ten, myself. Cute and exotic.

There is some sort of joke to be made here referencing "Raising Arizona" but I'm low on wit this week.